Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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