i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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