WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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