Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He did a backflip because drugs
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