Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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