do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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