I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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