AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
it glows. i had to have it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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