i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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