Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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