I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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