I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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