so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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