I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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