Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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