Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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