In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Randomize
