Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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