I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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