She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dick very happy bro
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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