Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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