I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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