They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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