I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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