I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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