ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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