im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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