I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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