whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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