Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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