if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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