i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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