it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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