And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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