Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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