I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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