well you can't waste a boner
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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