Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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