It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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