we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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