I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We are two peas in an std pod
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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