I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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