I swear she didn't look like that last week.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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