maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
