let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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