whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have feelings that need drinking.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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