I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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