East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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