how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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