turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
people are starting to question the shark bite story
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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