Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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