yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My dick has a subreddit
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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